"Oh man, here she comes with that camera of hers. Again."
"Mom, I told you, no flash! I mean, seriously, I haven't even had my coffee yet and won't for another 20 years."
"Fine, snap away. I'll close my eyes and you'll marvel at my lovely lashes."
"I'll give you my three-quarter profile, the universally flattering angle. Although I'm cute from every angle, truth be told."
"I know they're scrumptious, but you must not pinch the cheeks. I thank you for your courtesy in this regard."
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